Paleolithic tribes used designated "Good News Caves" to present ealry artwork depicting favorable events.

Egyptian rulers emtomb themselves with their good news in order to put it into Ra's good news box in the afterlife.

Hammurabi creates the first Good News Box to receive written submissions from Mesopotamian priests and royals.

The Zhou Dynasty constructs a Good News Box out of bronze.

Greek city states relaize they can use to their Good News Boxes to submit ballots. Leads to the creation of democracy

After the fall of the Roman Empire, Good News Box technology was lost in the west. This period is known as the Dark Ages

Height of the Islamic Golden Age. Due to numerous advancements in Math and Science, use of the Good News Box flourished in Islamic territories

Age of exploration. European monarchs compete to find good news in the New World.

The industrial revolution allows Good News Boxes to be mass produced. For the first time in history Good News Boxes were available to the lower classes.

United States passes the Good News Prohibitory act banning Good News Boxes. Underground Good News circles arise called "SpeakNewsies."

Fearing the Soviet Union would have a better good news submission at the upcoming U.N. Good News presentation, JFK greenlights the Apollo 11 project.

The first Good News Empire is formed. Martial law enforced.